September 16, 2010
I ESCAPED JUST IN TIME
So when I heard on the news last night that my dear alma mater had closed dorms to eradicate bed bugs, I release a huge sigh of relief that I escaped in time. I bet they are in Collins. Or Poteat. If they are and you live there, I apologize. They can probably still smell me there and are hunting me down. I have escaped their little grasps twice with only minor damage. It seems Wake Forest is taking all the proper steps to ensure the beg bugs do not become a huge problem, though I have sneaking fears that bed bugs will be in my life again, probably more than once more. They seem to be spreading. Therefore, my travels will always include some major Benadryl, Crotizone Cream, and the knowledge that this soon shall pass. And everything from the suitcase immediately goes into the dryer.
If you have any questions about bed bugs, I like to call myself well versed in the matter. Feel free to ask away.